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« on: June 19, 2018, 01:18:54 PM »
1. What ended in the year 1919?
Answer: 1918 – yes, the year 1918 ended when the New Year 1919 begins! Isn’t that right?
2. What is the strongest force in the earth?
Option a: Rock
Option b: Iron
And the answer was LOVE!
3. Why do some cricket players never sweat?
Answer: Because they have huge fans!
4. Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake?
Answer: Your MOUTH!
5. What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
Answer: A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
6. What do you say when you find two banana peels together?
Answer: A pair of slipper.
7. Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
Answer: It is very simple. Just push it, It will role!
8. Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school.
9. There are innumerable tables of this kind, but there are no legs. What is that?
Answer: Multiplication tables and time tables.
10. There are two elements that always grow up, seeing the sky, and never down. What are they?
Answer: Age and your physical growth.
« on: May 29, 2018, 05:55:28 PM »
The Falcon & The BranchOnce there was a king who received a gift of two magnificent falcons. They were peregrine falcons, the most beautiful birds he had ever seen. He gave the precious birds to his head falconer to be trained.
Months passed, and one day the head falconer informed the king that though one of the falcons was flying majestically, soaring high in the sky, the other bird had not moved from its branch since the day it had arrived.
The king summoned healers and sorcerers from all the land to tend to the falcon, but no one could make the bird fly.
He presented the task to the member of his court, but the next day, the king saw through the palace window that the bird had still not moved from its perch.
Having tried everything else, the king thought to himself, “May be I need someone more familiar with the countryside to understand the nature of this problem.” So he cried out to his court, “Go and get a farmer.”
In the morning, the king was thrilled to see the falcon soaring high above the palace gardens. He said to his court, “Bring me the doer of this miracle.”
The court quickly located the farmer, who came and stood before the king. The king asked him, “How did you make the falcon fly?”With his head bowed, the farmer said to the king, “It was very easy, your highness. I simply cut the branch where the bird was sitting.”
« on: May 18, 2018, 05:40:37 PM »
Control Your Temper (Anger)There once was a little boy who had a very bad temper. His father decided to hand him a bag of nails and said that every time the boy lost his temper, he had to hammer a nail into the fence.
On the first day, the boy hammered 37 nails into that fence.
The boy gradually began to control his temper over the next few weeks, and number of nails he was hammering into the fence slowly decreased. He discovered it was easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails into the fence.
Finally, the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father the news and the father suggested that the boy should now pull out a nail every day he kept his temper under control.
The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. “you have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say I’m sorry, the wound is still there.”
« on: May 07, 2018, 10:19:07 PM »
The child and his mother:A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
« on: May 07, 2018, 10:11:21 PM »
The important things in lifeA philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up the remaining open areas of the jar.
He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous “Yes.”
“Now,” said the professor, “I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things – your family, your partner, your health, your children – things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter – like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff.”
“If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party, or fix the disposal.”
“Take care of the rocks first – the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.”
« on: May 07, 2018, 09:52:11 PM »
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes.
Everyone was frantically searching for their name, pushing, colliding with each other, and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes, no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began: This is exactly happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is. Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness, you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
« on: May 07, 2018, 09:40:53 PM »
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity ~ Albert Einstein
« on: May 07, 2018, 09:37:56 PM »
You will never understand the damage you did to someone until the same thing is done to you ..
« on: May 07, 2018, 09:35:21 PM »
Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress,
no matter how slow .
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« on: April 23, 2018, 08:34:04 PM »
GES Ucha Qila's building also renovated as learnig train by energetic team of Mr. Baljit Singh Malhi
« on: April 20, 2018, 08:00:15 PM »
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« on: April 13, 2018, 08:38:26 PM »
1. The Dean Schooled ThemOne night four college kids stayed out late, partying and having a good time. They paid no mind to the test they had scheduled for the next day and didn’t study. In the morning, they hatched a plan to get out of taking their test. They covered themselves with grease and dirt and went to the Dean’s office. Once there, they said they had been to a wedding the previous night and on the way back they got a flat tire and had to push the car back to campus.
The Dean listened to their tale of woe and thought. He offered them a retest three days later. They thanked him and accepted his offer.hat time.
When the test day arrived, they went to the Dean. The Dean put them all in separate rooms for the test. They were fine with this since they had all studied hard. Then they saw the test. It had 2 questions.1) Your Name __________ (1 Points)
2) Which tire burst? __________ (99 Points)Options – (a) Front Left (b) Front Right (c) Back Left (d) Back RightThe lesson: always be responsible and make wise decisions.